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Post by Heath Slater / Mooch on Aug 3, 2016 2:38:52 GMT -5
ALL RIGHT Atlanta, Georgia!!
:: Heath Slater stands on top of an uber taxi in the middle of the crowd of people tailgating for the first episode of the new era of WWE Champions! His driver is clearly not happy with Slater’s antics.:: Who are all ya’ll here to see? That’s right, bay-BEE, Heath Slater! The One Man Band, the number one free agent in sports entertainment today! I’m here on Raw again to compete, to win gold, to beat everyone that comes my way! Woooo! Mr. Sting has not yet made it clear who I will be wrestling, but who do ya’ll think?
::The gathered crowd yells and cheers. Mostly yells. Mostly for Slater to shut up. His uber driver has now gotten out of the car and is trying to grab Heath’s boot to pull him down off the SUV.::
That’s right, I’ll take on anyone! I’ll scratch and crawl just like this guy … ::indicating the driver, now very upset and yelling something in Spanish:: to reach my dreams! There’s no tag teams here, just a man who has been part of a band for too long. The Nexus, the Korre, the Social Outcasts. No one can doubt my awesome leadership skills and amazing in-ring prowess, but ya’ll, it is time for a change! It’s time for Mr. Sting to make Heath Slater Television Champion! It is time for Miss Stephanie to make Heath Slater the World Heavyweight Champion! It is time for Heath Slater to be YOUR WWE CHAMP-I-ON, bay-BEE!! ::The driver finally gives up and gets back in his car and begins to drive away. Heath drops to all fours, trying to figure out what just happened.:: Wait … wait, no man, the arena is right there, hey, where are you going, man?!
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